kristin has been a bad kristin
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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