I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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