Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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