Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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