What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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