it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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