I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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