North Korea, Best Korea!
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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