he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
40s are totally the cure
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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