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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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