I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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