Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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