i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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