is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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