Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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