You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I think people are normalizing furries
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