he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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