that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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