I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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