I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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