Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
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Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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