i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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