we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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