If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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