were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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