Don't EVER smell your tampon
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Shame - the story of my life.
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