i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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