are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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