I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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