got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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