OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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