I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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