I need help removing her.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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