just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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