he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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