i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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