we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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