I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Someone shattered a urinal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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