today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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