My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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