I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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