This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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