Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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