Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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