D3 body, D1 cock
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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