I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My liver just broke up with me...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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