She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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