why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
All I want is dick and wine.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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