Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
We just shotgunned beers for America
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Houston, we have a blender
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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