susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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